Top Ten Excuses for Not Trying Acupuncture
10. I've never heard of it before...

(well, now you have!)
9. I'm waiting for the planets and stars to align....









6. I don't like to cross the river.
5. I don't need to feel any better than I do now.
4. Mount St. Helens might erupt again.
3. My dog ate the directions.







2. I'll miss my favorite t.v. show