Portland Veterans Acupncture Project
Top Ten Excuses for Not Trying Acupuncture

10.  I've never heard of it before... 
(well, now you have!)

9.    I'm waiting for the planets and stars to align....    

                                                    8.    It's raining.

                                                    7.    It's not raining.

                                                    6.    I don't like to cross the river.

5.    I don't need to feel any better than I do now.

4.    Mount St. Helens might erupt again.

3.     My dog ate the directions.

                                                2.     I'll miss my favorite t.v. show

​                                               1.    I don't like needles.